Burmis Blood
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Because of the FWD emails I receive:
I stopped drinking coke when I knew that its able to remove bathroom stains
I dont go to cinema any more fearing that I sit on a chair that has a needle contains the AIDS virus
I re-send hundreds of emails to go to heaven and if I dont I will go to hell as they say in emails
My body smell became like the smell of dead dog after I learned that the deodorants are causing cancer
I dont park my car in the garage, and I m forced to walk long distances sometimes fearing someone comes and spray anesthetic and steal me
I stopped answering the phone fearing that the bill will come with calls to Nigeria, Uganda, Pakistan
I stopped drinking anything on cans fearing it contains urine and droppings of mice
I stopped looking at any beautiful girl in parties , fearing that she lead me into to her house and take my kidneys and liver by anesthetization, and left me asleep in the tub surrounded by snow
So I spent all my savings account to Child "Suaad Al-Ghamdi" a cancer patient child about to die more than 7000 times .. Poor child is still 7 years old since 1998
And I want to announce that I am still willing to help out anyone from Nigeria wants to use my account to transfer property of the deceased uncle or cousin, and in excess of $ 100 million
I already sent 35 emails to 400 people In order not to think about the Day of Resurrection and say why I didnt sent before I die
I've Requested hundreds of wishes before I re-send some words and sacred images .. But I'm still on the same desk and take the same salary which is not changed yet
I sent a million copies to a million of my friends fearing of stopping my hotmail account
I throw all cans and plastic dishes and spoons because they cause cancer, making my wife think I am crazy and ask for a divorce
I invalidated drink any kind of coffee they help Israel and invalidated to eat chocolate and chewing gum because they are all painted the pork paste and And sold the television, refrigerator and washing machine, computer, watch and all U.S. products because they are dogs and help Israel
I forgot to say that invalidated using shampoo because of cancer
Note:
If you do not send this email to 11.674 people during the ten seconds a dinosaur will come to bite you today at 6:30 PM.
I stopped drinking coke when I knew that its able to remove bathroom stains
I dont go to cinema any more fearing that I sit on a chair that has a needle contains the AIDS virus
I re-send hundreds of emails to go to heaven and if I dont I will go to hell as they say in emails
My body smell became like the smell of dead dog after I learned that the deodorants are causing cancer
I dont park my car in the garage, and I m forced to walk long distances sometimes fearing someone comes and spray anesthetic and steal me
I stopped answering the phone fearing that the bill will come with calls to Nigeria, Uganda, Pakistan
I stopped drinking anything on cans fearing it contains urine and droppings of mice
I stopped looking at any beautiful girl in parties , fearing that she lead me into to her house and take my kidneys and liver by anesthetization, and left me asleep in the tub surrounded by snow
So I spent all my savings account to Child "Suaad Al-Ghamdi" a cancer patient child about to die more than 7000 times .. Poor child is still 7 years old since 1998
And I want to announce that I am still willing to help out anyone from Nigeria wants to use my account to transfer property of the deceased uncle or cousin, and in excess of $ 100 million
I already sent 35 emails to 400 people In order not to think about the Day of Resurrection and say why I didnt sent before I die
I've Requested hundreds of wishes before I re-send some words and sacred images .. But I'm still on the same desk and take the same salary which is not changed yet
I sent a million copies to a million of my friends fearing of stopping my hotmail account
I throw all cans and plastic dishes and spoons because they cause cancer, making my wife think I am crazy and ask for a divorce
I invalidated drink any kind of coffee they help Israel and invalidated to eat chocolate and chewing gum because they are all painted the pork paste and And sold the television, refrigerator and washing machine, computer, watch and all U.S. products because they are dogs and help Israel
I forgot to say that invalidated using shampoo because of cancer
Note:
If you do not send this email to 11.674 people during the ten seconds a dinosaur will come to bite you today at 6:30 PM.
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http://www.burma-ksa.com/vb/showthread.php?t=15078
اسم الموضوع : Because of the FWD emails I receive ( Just 4 Fun )
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